If I ever meet Brendon
Me: *sees brendon*
Me: oh hey you're Sarah's husband aren't you
Me: gimme a second with your name
Me: *snaps fingers* oh what is it
Me: Brandon! Yeah that's it
Brendon: ...
Me: well it was nice seeing you pls tell your wife that I love her and she's the best
Brendon: ...
Me: ...
Me: well I guess you're not the worst person yourself
*later*
Me: oH mY gOd I mEt brENDON fUCKINg uRIe
Me: oh hey you're Sarah's husband aren't you
Me: gimme a second with your name
Me: *snaps fingers* oh what is it
Me: Brandon! Yeah that's it
Brendon: ...
Me: well it was nice seeing you pls tell your wife that I love her and she's the best
Brendon: ...
Me: ...
Me: well I guess you're not the worst person yourself
*later*
Me: oH mY gOd I mEt brENDON fUCKINg uRIe
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