ironmanstan:

i was the most

beautiful poem

but you were jared,

19

Cut my life into peaches. They are a healthy snack

vlindervin7:

Boogie by BROCKHAMPTON is more effective than Red Bull

shrimp-bird:

Yee

and dare I say it,

Haw

poorlytimed:

transjemder:

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

conversation 1: cheese borger

conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone

awfulpigeon:

2sad2live:

propqueen:

There is either a cowboy in your house or there isn’t and you have to deal with that

……..what does this mean

It means you just have to deal with that

crocophile:

edgar allen poe’s famous short story, ‘bird tells me to fuck off in my own home’

shitboy96:

Isn’t it funny how everyone is like background characters in other people’s stories. Except me of course because I’m sexy and important. But like, all of you guys

fagsexuality:

me as a defence attorney: [mouthing ‘girl this is bullshit’ to the judge as the prosecutor talks]

judge: [shaking her head and mouthing ‘I know baby’]